The man with the bigger stick

Its common knowledge that the man with the largest stick will win. Unless the man with a smaller stick is a Ninja in which case it doesnt apply.

Nothing beats chasing Goonswarm round the Park (Delve) with a big stick which shoots missiles and flys in space. I hopped into EVE tonight hoping for some instant PVP and low and behold the gods of New Eden laid down there blessings and I was shortly shipped up aligned and in fleet with a bunch of guys from Brick and Morsus + Other factions. We started chasing goons through a few systems out from 1DH till our awesome tackle caught up with them and they decided to stand and fight in Querious about 5 jumps from 1DH. Battle report is here! Report is fully constructed yet as some mails arnt posted and not all of the goon fleet got on. They were to busy burning away from us.. cant think why!

All in all was a good fight so thanks Goonies for standing tall and going in guns blazing <3 There was a scuff with Nulli shortly after but during the goon engagement my ISP had "issues" and I was out for 10 minutes. Not cool! Either was a great night and good to finally get some more kills under my belt.

Props to the Logi for keeping me alive while I was dc'ed! And during the fights was nice to log back in to find my drake still intact. And props to the FC's and whoever grabbed the reigns and pulled us in some more kills. Awesome teamwork from all! Starting to think moving into Brick was a damn good choice ;)

Fly it like you stole it!

Randy 0/

Better late then never

Hai Guys!!!!

Im back, Somewhat anyway and I have a new home! Within the infamous BrickSquad. After considering a few options and believe me there were quite a few. I decided on Brick was a change of pace for me and nice to get back to 0.0 even though It wasnt on my mind till it came up.

Thanks to all who mailed, Spammed convos and replied on the forum, If I find Brick isnt to my taste I will hit some of you up for a chat! But dont hold ya breath as so far it's been a fun ride. After being sexually molested by Spacestripe I hit the apply button and got coms sorted blew myself up and landed in 1DH- in Delve. Sorted myself out with some ships and headed out to meet the fleet. We flitted about for abit before meeting up with our "Temp" Allies Evoke/Ewoks and some other people. We were off to kill a goon tower that was coming out of reinforced and were hoping for a good fight but they never showed and the tower died without incident. After someone decided to have a E-honour fight with Evokes Scimmy+Drake gang and we got owned after they warped right on top of us before we could warp onto them. We lost a fair few guys during the engagement but it was a blast so thanks Evoke and pals! <3

We reshipped into some more throw aways and headed out to intercept another TEST gang if I remember rightly! Snagging a couple of kills along the way. . They pretty much ran after we snagged a few stragglers and wouldnt stay to fight :(

Sorry there isnt any links for kill mails and battles tonight the posts abit late and I cba to find them. If anyone would care to link the killboard links in the comments I'll update them asap.


Watch out EVE! Randys Back!

Fly It like you stole it!

o/

Pirate Tears om nom nom

Now there's nothing I love more then tears but as we all know the best tears are from the people trying to get tears in the first place! This pirate chap was very very very upset after we pulled the victory rug from under his feet wrapped him up in it and threw him off the bridge. Let me explain! With KBP- being a little to hot for our small fleet we decided to take a trek to lowsec to play games as we were slightly bored with ship spinning fleet went up and we managed to muster a few BC's a prober and a recon and off we went to Ibash, Systems were pretty clear along the route and we didn't find much to shot at :sadpanda:! However next door a drake was spotted playing undock games in Ibash fleet held outside 1 jump and we pushed a harby through to play with him. Animal 01 is known for emo raging allot apparently so we thought it'd be hilarious if we could get some tears, After about ten minutes harby landed next to his drake at the fifth planet and engaged. Fleet jumped in and made warp to our friends aid just as the drake popped the harby went boom too as our harby pilot made the mistake of getting to close and got himself webbed. However the tears that ensued meant it was well worth the loss here's a little insert from the convo:

[ 2011.04.17 09:07:50 ] Sara Woods > lol its a pancake parade
[ 2011.04.17 09:08:36 ] Maltec > yarr
[ 2011.04.17 09:08:49 ] ANIMAL 01 > die fag
[ 2011.04.17 09:09:14 ] SuicidalPancake > lol
[ 2011.04.17 09:09:16 ] SuicidalPancake > gf
[ 2011.04.17 09:09:18 ] Sara Woods > yep pusy cant take gate guns lol
[ 2011.04.17 09:09:37 ] ANIMAL 01 > gf bra like i didnt know ur fag blob was comming
[ 2011.04.17 09:10:17 ] Maltec > Itsa mee mario!
[ 2011.04.17 09:10:29 ] ANIMAL 01 > heymario ?
[ 2011.04.17 09:10:33 ] Sara Woods > you at p5
[ 2011.04.17 09:10:38 ] ANIMAL 01 > fuck u fag
[ 2011.04.17 09:10:41 ] ANIMAL 01 > lol
[ 2011.04.17 09:10:45 ] ANIMAL 01 > u suck
[ 2011.04.17 09:10:49 ] Maltec > lul tears
[ 2011.04.17 09:10:52 ] Maltec > om nom nom
[ 2011.04.17 09:11:01 ] ANIMAL 01 > jam dees nuts in yo mouth

Love it.

Shortly after we were douche bagging around in Ussad to see a hauler and a blackbird hit gate we jumped with them and the hauler got away ( stabbed ) the blackbird however made a very futile attempt at attacking our hurricane so we turned him into dust. Then just as we're about to pack up a Harbinger appears in Ibash and jumps into Ussad our hurricane pilot is on gate still and misses tackle the harby pilot oblivious to the ensueing chase lands in a belt and proceeds to rat his little heart out.. Being the nice people we are we land on top of him and molest his ship untill it dies. Which happens very very fast! And well you can see why >> Lulz

All in all a very fun outing!

Rand o/

AAR - From Zero!

Due to my absence last night Zero took over doing the AAR on there small frig roam which tbh is hilarious! I shall link kill mails too! This comes from a frigate roam into lowsec around midnight eve time according to the mail stamp!

Enjoy!

Fairly late we decided to all grab a cheap ship and hit the lowsec dancefloors as recent trips to 0,0 was too full of fat chicks. Four Pilots, Four Frigates, No mercy. After a clean entrance to lowsec off choonka we ran into afew Captains that wouldnt play ball, after eyeballing a Cane he jumped off and hit another Cane - we poured our little dps on his ass and soon with multi webs,scrams and rockets etc he soon went down! I ninja the loots. we mill about feeling good, neut moans in local that we whored the KM *total win* . This spurred us on to go deeper on a totally unplanned route by me picking gates that sounded cool and an occasional glance at dotlan we ended up in saikamon where a couple of badmen in Harbys camped the gate with an Onyx. Suddenly 2 Maels appeared and proceeded with analy-interface with the BCs we of course whored our little hearts out and "helped" the Maels eat the Harbys. I also helped clear the loot :D WTF? faction armour mod? Thankee muchly. We decided to flee in all directions when they shot us to half armour. All this success? i hear you ask. Now comes the fail. We plot a course home and head off... 1 stop out we spot a Drake. Being the Heroes of Space n all we felt it our duty to WTFPWN him. "lock him and fire" screams Zero "theres another Drake and a blackbird" screams Ispon - "ok theyre fuckin next" replies Zero.


yeah well after something else appears to help them it seems best to bug out .... except i have 2 scrams on me so does our Iskar. We dont make it. Neither does the 25 Million ISK of loot i apprehended. But fucking hell it was fun.

PS NO RIFTERS WERE HARMED DURING THE MAKING OF THIS.

Excellent report made me laugh when I saw it, Hopefully I'll be able to participate this weekend!

Battle Report from last night and a quick lol.

So last night we scrounged up all our pilots online at the time togo look for a fight and man. Did we find one! After hooking up with some friends we'd made in local we rounded up our rag tag bunch and made head way to 0.0. Only to never arrive lol. About 4 jumps in and some minor dicking about we finally got to engage a gang that had been poking around. Was a epic fight with us just scraping through considering they had twice the numbers and twice the ewar! My rapier went and exploded on me but not before whoring on there rapier kill so I dont feel so bad now! Anyway stats are here was a epic fight and props to the guys was a great amount of fun!

Oh and today I got bored and made this.. I thought it was
hilarious.









And I cooked up the new KB header not bad for someone who has pretty much fuck all knowledge in PS and Fireworks ^_^

Vote's Cast and our not so Anti-Pirate Roam

So after posting up about who I was voting for I went ahead logged my 3 accounts in and cast my votes Seleene was lucky enough to get all 3. Last couple of days have been good fun we've made some more friends around the area and are having a great time roaming and replenishing our wallets with various level 4 whore day's were we all band up and go annihilate as many lvl 4's as possible. The corp wallet is slowly expanding from all the lewts from roams and mission tax which will soon allow us to start replacing our ships incorp woop!
Ive also managed to finally get the SMF bridge to install and work with our forums which means that only corpys will be able to view them =] Took alittle while but it's now all peachy! Although since the TS3 validation scripts are no longer supported I cant find a replacement for API validation for TS3 =/ If anyone has a link to one so people can register on a webpage that would be awesome!

Anyway the other day I was pulled into a chat with some "Anti-Pirate" guys why? I have no idea but they seemed cool and were going out on a roam! So me and counter jumped in and I put word out in corp for the others to come along which they did after about half hour of shipping up lol. Anyway the roam started sort of ok we rolled through several highsecs till we hit Mara I was waiting in Lititura I believe as counter was trying to bait a fight 2 jumps across nothing came of it so he took his Myrm to a belt where a hurricane was fighting a falcon and something else I dont remember exactly it was like 11pm or something and I was tired. At the time we had a Hurricane/Myrm/Drake/Harby/Drake/Brutix in the gang so the other guys held on the opposite highsec as I was travelling to meet them and the idea was to head in from both sides. Counter engages the hurricane and calls the fleet in ( Unknown to us there's several tempests and scimmys floating about ) Hurricane goes Kabloom while im in warp to the gate when the tempest's gang lands and alpha's counters myrm into pieces and then one of the AntiPirate guys ( I'll refer to them as AP's its easier :P ) Everyone else is safe and we bug to the highsec counter reships and we move on to Kinakka and start moving up the pipe towards Obochi Brutix gets tackled in a belt by a jaguar from the tuskers scrams and webs him and calls us in for everyone to whore on the mail! We're waiting on the gate for zero to get in from Onnamon and my alt spots a couple more tuskers enter local in Kinakka so I warp to station and sit cloaked off it they arrive and start trying to bait a fight nothing happens so we ignore them for now. Zero Arrives we go and jump in to let him warp to us when comms gets spammed with a drake about to jump into our gang. Fights on! Drake decloaks and everyone pours points and webs and nuets on his ass and he explodes in a sexy fireball of death made it about 5km from gate before ass-ploding violently. The hurricanes warp to 30km of the gate and start trying to kite us but we're not that stupid and hold gate while waiting aggression bored with the hurricanes and knowing we'd not be able to get to them ( I was the fastest ship in the fleet and they matched my speed ) we moved on taking people all the way through caldari lowsec pipe back into highsec. We pop into Aununen and across to get to our next destination a Cynabal trys tackling on the out gate which is retarded seeing as we just jumped out :P There gang warps in ( WI. ) and we jump out.. Fail.

For the next 30 minutes we get nothing no fights from anyone or anything. We head towards highsec through several lowsecs in the hopes of a fight but meh nothing comes so just JUST before we're about to jump into the final lowsec and leave my alt spots a hurricane on the gate he jumps into us... Me after having no fights for 30 minutes starts yelling over coms "POINT THE FUCKING HURRICANE I WANT HIM EXPLODING BEFORE MY GUNS LOAD!!" to which a get a reply of dude we're anti pirates we wont shoot him... Wtf? "Fine bump his ass I dont care! Tali Zero tackle that cane" Someone asked if he had friends on the other side i wasnt sure tbh but my reply was "I dont care if he drops caps KILL HIM" by the time i'd finished that line they had already got him webbed and scrammed he had made it back to the gate but because the other guys didnt aggress Im assuming he thought they'd just follow him through lol. So he went pop after a few seconds then tali sent him home by podding him. After that we called it a night and headed to highsec to log offski.

It was a fun night not many kills to speak of but still we got some =]  Was a shame those guys we flew with were anti pirates we might have gotten a couple more fights. But hey ho was a good laugh and they were'nt butthurt by us molesting the hurricane.

Till next time!

Rand o/

Bacon Survives Again!

Whats up all? Hope everyone had a good weekend. I spent alot of it helping out the parents with some bits in the yard and driving there crap to the tip :P What a good son I am! Which left no time to write up the blog =/ was not a happy bunny!

Anyway first things first the CSM! Candidate list is now available here. Im currently purousing through them to see what they have to bring to the table. Im leaning towards Seleene but more on that tomorrow!
Secondly the fiction post is almost finished I had a mishap and lost the last half.. luckily it was on my memory stick which was round my parents so Im currently adding the ending again as it wasnt backed up that far!
Also we moved the website and killboard to a new server now and the KB broke it's currently being fixed by me and Klin so will have to make do with BC links for now =/

So yesterday morning about well midnight technically we grabbed some frigs and made like the wind to find a fight. 3 cruisers and a Harby were spotted and we decided to reship. We ended up with a Ishtar,Curse,Hurricane and a Merlin and a Ishkur. ( The ishkur pilot dc'ed while we reshipped =[ )
Ishtar went in and warped back to P1 where he found them earlier.. and they were still there. Ishtar grabbed point on the rupture and called us in. Fleet warped and it was like blood went over everyones eyes! Moa was called primary and we had people spread points and webs. After a short while the moa went down. Next to fall to the blazing hail of EMP rounds and nuets was the rupture then the caracal who didnt stand a chance as my hurricane tore apart his face like a polar bear on crack. The harby didnt last long under our fire and he was dispatched quickly too. People grabbed teh lewts and safed up waiting out GCC.  I was very surprised these guys stayed in the same place after having a ishkur land ontop of them and seeing us all jump out and back in.. Im surprised they didnt warp off!

And even though I was last on the field I got primaried lol! But my faithful Bacon held out at by 60% shields they'd all popped <3 Hurricane = Best ship!

Thats all our pew for the day see ya again soon!

Rand o/

Obligatory Update Post. And Some Minor Pewing!

Ok so as you all know I've been somewhat on Hiatus for a week or so. Several reasons. First being I had been called in to cover some stuff at work which meant little or no eve time. Secondly the corp moved from amarr space down to caldari space! And so far it's been somewhat amusing lol. But yes im back and better then ever ( I can sleep in the mornings again wooo! )

So anyway we moved down to caldari space and got us a couple of war decs aswell in the middle of moving. A week and abit later the wt's refuse to undock, engage, or even log on. Whats with that x]
Kinda dissapointing but hey shit happens! We have had quite a few good fights down in Ichoriya and a not so good fight in 0.0.

So me and counter our dicking about outside the station in Ichoriya and some guy in a Harby wants a fight so counter pops out and they start duking it out the harby drops retardly fast to his drake and soon his corpse is being looted for teh spoils! Next up I decide I'll go 1v1 a guy in his stabber vs my stabber =] I fit phased plasma into my cannons as Im guessing he's gone for em resists to patch up his hole so I use phased as a wild card hoping it pays off. Turns out he didnt use any em resists but meh. we start duking it out Im at a 1/3 shield and he's at just over half shield then mine start dropping faster as he's started over heating! But alas I still have that card to play so I overheat my rack of 425's and melt him into oblivion! For some reason he was dueling a corp mate of his about a hour earlier and hence why he shows up on the KM. And counter was just whoring after he lost his daredevil to 2 drams in 0.0 hehe. Stabber Pilot and me exchange gf's and I dock up and play with some fittings in eft. Counter engages a cyclone Im on TS and then all I get is I think im gonna die come help me shoot this dude. So I undock rand in his Hyp and start blasting away Im about 13km off so the guns arnt hitting for much =[ I start mwd'ing towards the dude and his cyclone and drake both pop at the same time I manage to scoop the cyc's loot and wallah a DG Booster =] Pop it to counter to fund his lost drake lol. The cyclone pilot seems abit hurt about us not fighting fair.. But hey. Nothings fair in eve ;)



So it was a fun night with some interesting kills and no doubht there will be much more to come! And we managed to snag a new recruit from local who should be joining us within the next day!


Till Next Time!

Rand o/

P.S - Fiction Post will be due wednesday still polishing off a few bits!

Mealstrom Madness and Sexy Loot

Ok so not much has been happening over the last couple of days. Works picked up and such and the website is starting to take some basic form \o/
But back to what this post is really about!

So recruitment is going well and we've had some quality pilots join up and participation is excellent on there part. So last night we had another chap wanting to join and he wanted to fly with us for abit before joining to see if we got on as a whole. So we took out a BC shield gang last night. 2 Drakes a Myrm, 2 Basilisk's and my trusty Hurricane! So we form up and make our way to Arzanni the final highsec before lowsec near Querious. 2 jumps in while waiting on gate for our scout ( A drake lol ) To check next system. When gate fires and a Mealstrom jumps through. He starts motoring back to the gate. I get the feeling it's a bit of bait so I have the drake jump in. As soon as he calls local clear and before I can even order to engage our Myrm pilot scrams/webs the mealstrom and starts hacking away. At which point guns free is called and the carnage begins! Mealstrom aggres's our Myrm pilot but the basi's are on top form and easily keep up with the damage. Maelstrom pilot deaggress's at 10% armor we spank the overheat button and very soon he goes pop! Despite his best efforts and his ship going boom the dude takes it lightly in local and gf's are exchanged!

So we continue on and get into Clani we're waiting on gate and as our scout jumps into Gehi someone jumps into us! And wallah it's the mealstrom pilot.. Again! He holds session timer and he's in another mealstrom. Now not ones to let a fellow pilot warp off in such a expensive ship. He's pointed and everyone starts laying into him he aggros and fleet decides fuck it. If it's bait it's dieing before we do! But this time round his ship has a monster tank! You'll see why in a minute =]

So we're bashing away he's at about 50% shields and a falcon decloaks as soon as I've called falcon primary Myrm drops his sentrys onto the falcon and half the fleet points him. His shields vanish and is put into armor as I get jammed. One of our basi's gets jammed but alas he fails to jam me again and when I get lock I managed to get 2 volleys off before he explodes. Quick decision by the Myrm pilot really made that easier then it shoulda been! Cyan in the myrm decides the falcon pilot fails. And pops his pod too =]

We switch back to the Mealstrom who at this point has clawed back some shields. Everyone overheats and then the myrm burns out his guns lol After what seem's like forever we finally get him into structure and he makes a extremely satisfying BOOM! All over the stargate. Pro Logi support during that fight made everyones lives easier and everyone worked well and did everything spot on. In truth with the kinda tank that meal had we'd have probably had to deaggro or died lol

2 Proteus land on gate and we decide that we should bug out just incase. As everyones drones had been dieing to sentry gun fire =[ And half our guns were damaged! We scoop loot and warp to safes. When it dawns on us that the guy was pretty much fully faction fit!

Republic fleet gyros! Dread Guristas Warp Disruptor! DG Shield Boost Amps ect! Quite abit dropped aswell =]  Worked out just over 500m Loss but our killboards not updating faction Items right o.0
 Good fights are exchanged in local and props to the guy for having such a mean tank! Now we know why lol! We made 244m just from the faction loot lol. Which was split between the fleet =] Happy days.

Winding down the roam we decided to pop into A2- in querious nothing much happened except a bait drake tryed to kill our gang but there fleet jumped to early so everyone bugged out much to the bemusement of Cyan who gladly stayed to make sure we got away safely by trying to take down the drake while being jammed to hell/bubbled/nueted ect lol <3



All in all was a great welcome to our new pilots! And we hope we get some more friends to fly with in the future!

Rand o/